Merry Christmas Bill - to you and your pals at Fox
Congratulations on the ratings and your propensity for cutting through the Bull----.
This is the reason I often watch you rather than the other options ( C.N.N and B.B.C.)
which are available here. I rather wish, that  you would wield your sword with a bit less discrimination -  i.e. cutting through Bull---- from the right and left with equal ruthlessness.

The item, at the top of my wish list this Christmas, however, has to do with your penchant for vocabulary. For many years now, the widespread misuse of the word "literally", by your fellow broadcasters, has been slowly driving me crazw. I can't say that I have caught you committing this crime against language and rationality, but it is a crime that is committed over and over again. I would recommend  cutting off the tongues of repeat offenders. - perhaps you would volunteer your sword.

Also high on my wish list is the commissioning of our prototype catamaran. "Grand Illusion" This  prototype, which has taken  a lifetime to create, has been sitting here for nearly a year now. We project, that this boat will be three times as fuel efficient and cost much less to manufacture than most competitive boats. All that we are lacking, to demonstrate these capabilities, are a couple of engines and, perhaps, an anchor and another couple of odds and ends.

I know your that you have only recently, and perhaps reluctantly, signed on to the "green revolution". Just think, however, how you could lord it over "Your Pal Al" if your efforts contributed to a very significant victory for the green revolution. So how about it? Probably less than one day's royalties, from your latest book, is all it will take - to get this show on the road and save a couple of whales, or the planet, or our species or whatever - and, best of all,
"stick it" to Al.
Magic Carpet Catamarans
Grand Illusion XL
                                                                   Escape! Runaway! Getaway! - - to a
                                                                        Faraway Pristine Paradise, where
                                                                               Light dances with crystal seas -                                                                                    Time flows at a gentle pace -
                                                                                    Space goes on forever and
                                                                                           Grace reaches out to all.
      
    Stretch your horizons!
We can take you there!
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Green eco adventure jobs abroad in a - Caribbean Paradise.
2009 - Merry Christmas Bill - 2009
Believe it or not, I am still trying - Some of us are just too stupid to know when to quit.
Christmas Card - Bill
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